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Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.

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physicswithbalzer:

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

Incredible.

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So I learned something today…

whimpy2626:

holmeschestered:

We already knew that Winchester was a type of gun, right?image

Yeah well remember these two?image

Dean Smith and Sam Wesson? Well guess what else is a gun company?

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Apparently Smith & Wesson even sold their first gun design to Winchester, and after that the Winchester company took off.

And here we see another reason why the writers of this show must laugh at how clever they are every single day.

Well god damn.

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bennybatch:

My dad: So i want to see Star Trek

My dad: but Cabbagepatch is in it

My dad: So i’m conflicted whether to go by myself or go with you and get hit in the arm everytime he breathes 

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sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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